Alaaf, Helau! - Are you ready?
Welcome to the crazy time!
Mer know the call from X-Files, but Mulder
because nothing helps,
comes through the beams from space, and
plötzlisch is then Mardi Gras! (Ink)
Uff a slaughter all wer'n dämlisch, because that tells the date
nämlisch!
It is a time of great days,
a kind of idiots plague
a conspiracy to be stupid,
the attacks annually in the earth.
egg 'true spawn of hell,
and starting point of this is Kölle! (Ink)
because there's nit only RTL,
the TV-mush-cartel
but aach lots of clowns,
the plug Sische on noses cardboard,
grouped in hell sects
then to Elferrat form
and then must even the pig Döf
fröhlisch be there on command. (Ink)
do at once in all countries, the change
Leude Sische really bad, you
geh'n Sische shameless drunk
and strangers free beer, buy
Sische throw candy to the skull,
beta Czech boys and girls aach
and do any eim, they see
uff very fuschtbar go de eggs! (Ink)
you do only in rhymes speak
and are witzisch, I can 'break,
move Sische in polonaise,
deceptive as they brain prostheses,
Möschter to them - trusting
cut favorite in the face!
But what can you do about it?
you should probably still laughing about it?
It helps no screams and no insult,
can nit Saxon times to vaccinate,
the power of the Dork is Staak,
as that one is able to wehr'n Sische!
is best to stay at home and off the madness of
aanfach.
It includes a couple of days a
and let the idiots are stupid!
The trick is that one
bugger off to ram Ash Wednesday!
And as a zombie in front of the door, with so
'NEM Pappnasengeschwür,
and says instead of "hello" only "Karneval"
then they turn around, the stupid pig, and enters her
strengthens table
in the ass and call it: Narrhalla March "
source. unknown
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